How do i know this?

Because we just got given our computer marks for our coursework.

I got 24. Now...bear in mind that this is doubled to get a percentage

Fucking 50% is the pass mark.

Of course, this is only worth 1/3 of the amrks of the final a/s level, but i still fucked up badly. now...i realise that i haven't really studied very hard because i have been using diaryland in my computing lesson.

And now i can't even complete a dumb old spreadsheet.

I'm an uber-retard-on-a-stick

But aside all that my over-whelming need for a egg mayonaise roll is taking everything else and kicking it over the channel.

...creamy mayonaise, enrobing the soft, egg peices, in a crusty roll with a generous helping of butter. Now that sounds like heaven.

My fisrt egg mayo roll was back in the old days... Simmons bakery. Yummy egg, iun really big chunks, with a homemade mayonaise. mmmmmmmmmm.

Even though i was never allowed to have any of Karens milk shake because of my eggy breath!!

Hahahahahahahahahahah!

Shit, teacher unit on its way round. Quick change to MicroSoft Excel.

I don't understand spread sheets. They look good, but they take to long, i'm gonna empoly a guy to do my accounts when i'm older, unless I'm like, super rich and can spend 14 hundren squid-er-roo on a toaster, thereofre don't care how much money i have because it's always a whole load!

Now...i know i am truly sad. I just thought, and typed, the word squid-er-roo. This is a travestry. Where did this evil word come from?

That we shall never know.

You leave, with nothing.

Sign my guestbook, brainiacs, cos i get a load of people on site tracker and don't know who the hell they are!

Cheer-re-oats people!